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<blockquote>From: Frank Ngatai
From: Frank Ngatai


To: Miles Ngatai, Dan Ngatai
To: Miles Ngatai, Dan Ngatai


Subject: IAN!
Subject: IAN!


My first day at the Institute for Applied Noematics. On the way to work, I'm terrified. What if they don't like me? What if they're all geniuses and I'm a complete buffoon? Maybe they were just kidding about letting me work there?
My first day at the Institute for Applied Noematics. On the way to work, I'm terrified. What if they don't like me? What if they're all geniuses and I'm a complete buffoon? Maybe they were just kidding about letting me work there?


Trembling, I walk in, and right at the entrance there's a life-size poster of Jeff Goldblum. What the hell?
Trembling, I walk in, and right at the entrance there's a life-size poster of Jeff Goldblum. What the hell?


Then I get it. Institute for Applied Noematics. IAN. Dr. Ian Malcolm from the Jurassic Park movies. Jeff Goldblum.
Then I get it. Institute for Applied Noematics. IAN. Dr. Ian Malcolm from the Jurassic Park movies. Jeff Goldblum.


Dr. Sarabhai shows up, smiling. "We were trying to find a cool acronym, back when the Institute was founded," she says. "INAN? IAPN? INAPNO? It all sounded stupid, but we didn't just want to call it IAN, because, well, that's a name. Then someone made a joke about calling it JEFF, and... it kind of stuck. So we're officially called IAN, but if you hear anyone referring to JEFF, that's our... internal name, I guess. I know, I know. Bloody geeks."
Dr. Sarabhai shows up, smiling. "We were trying to find a cool acronym, back when the Institute was founded," she says. "INAN? IAPN? INAPNO? It all sounded stupid, but we didn't just want to call it IAN, because, well, that's a name. Then someone made a joke about calling it JEFF, and... it kind of stuck. So we're officially called IAN, but if you hear anyone referring to JEFF, that's our... internal name, I guess. I know, I know. Bloody geeks."


After that conversation, I wasn't so scared anymore. :)
 
After that conversation, I wasn't so scared anymore. <nowiki>:)</nowiki></blockquote>
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IAN.eml
Source: loc
Date: 0000/01/21
Area: A2

IAN.eml is a text document stored in terminal A02 in A2.

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From: Frank Ngatai

To: Miles Ngatai, Dan Ngatai

Subject: IAN!


My first day at the Institute for Applied Noematics. On the way to work, I'm terrified. What if they don't like me? What if they're all geniuses and I'm a complete buffoon? Maybe they were just kidding about letting me work there?


Trembling, I walk in, and right at the entrance there's a life-size poster of Jeff Goldblum. What the hell?


Then I get it. Institute for Applied Noematics. IAN. Dr. Ian Malcolm from the Jurassic Park movies. Jeff Goldblum.


Dr. Sarabhai shows up, smiling. "We were trying to find a cool acronym, back when the Institute was founded," she says. "INAN? IAPN? INAPNO? It all sounded stupid, but we didn't just want to call it IAN, because, well, that's a name. Then someone made a joke about calling it JEFF, and... it kind of stuck. So we're officially called IAN, but if you hear anyone referring to JEFF, that's our... internal name, I guess. I know, I know. Bloody geeks."


After that conversation, I wasn't so scared anymore. :)